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A brief outsight of Pudity…

The Great Pud

The Great Pud is attributed to creating the good book of Pud which is distributed to Pud’s disciples (Puddies and Pudites) or close followers within the secret inner-outer trianglier.

Pudites

The first Pudites are believed to have originated in the South West of England around 420 BP (Before Pud), on a Tourettes Tuesday a squigsworth before Sevleventy o’clock, just after brupper.

These days Pudites are relatively easy to identify from the distinctive Pud Finger they often have on at least one foot and an aptitude for complete stupudity*. Pudites are fully fledged followers of the Great Pud and the many traditions of the Pud.

Puddies

Followers of The Great Pud are initiated and become Puddies for a number of years** before becoming full Pudites. The initiation to become a full Pudite is extremely simple, in keeping with the average Puddy.

**Years can be considered as minutes in cases where extreme Stupudity is demonstrated as a natural phenominon in a Puddy. The record for qualifying as a fully fledged Pudite elder, (from initiation), is 0.0123 squigsworths. Currently held by Pud. She went on to become the Great Pud in little more than 2 Sqigs. Truly born to be a Pud.

In recent times, the influx of wanna-be Pudites has resulted in local communities becoming concerned with young Puddies hanging out in strange places at night. Some Puddies have therefore become the focus of the local Pud enforcement osifurs and have received Pudbo’s to restrict their movement and prevent loitering without intent.

The Power Of The Pud

We should all remember that The Great Pud is all powerful and all-unknowing. The Pud can Hear with her eyes shut and see whilst wearing headphones. Be careful in other words

The Great Pud is also known to have the ability to be omni-abscent (can be absent from multiple, or all locations simultaneously at the same time!).

Beware The Pud Finger

The finger of Pud can be considered to be one of the Slevententlyone wonders of Newton. ‘Once seen never remembered’.

One point from the finger can leave one feeling Pudish. It is recommended to stay away from the finger whilst raised on her sister’s deck.

All Hail The Great Pud, and may the Pud be with you!